Roast my SaaS
Paste your link. Our AI opens your page like a cold visitor, clicks your CTAs and tells you exactly why people bounce ā then roasts the business behind it.
Free Ā· Anonymous Ā· Zero mercy
- Only clicks, never types
- No account, no card
- One free roast per domain
Free roast: score, checklist, every problem named and a first look at your business ā on a public page with a link to your site. Full report ($2.99, once): every fix, every rewrite, annotated screenshots, private link, free re-roast.
Fresh off the grill
Real landing pages from real founders. Every one gets a public roast page and a link back to the product.
The problem
Your AI assistant is being nice to you.
ChatGPT reads the copy you paste, agrees with whatever you already believe and calls your page āgreat overall! šā. It never opens it, never clicks anything, never disagrees.
Your AI assistant
- Reads text you pasted
- Never opens the real page
- Agrees with you
- No screenshots, no evidence
A roast
- Opens your live page at 1440px
- Clicks every CTA, screenshots the result
- Scores you against pages printing $219k+ MRR
- Ranked fixes, rewrites and a business roast with your real competitors
For founders already on the grill
Turn your roast into a dofollow backlink.
Every roasted product gets its own page here, linking to its site. Those links are nofollow until you wear the roast badge: paste it on your site and your link turns dofollow as soon as it loads there. It only renders on your own domain.
FAQ
How long does it take?
The free roast takes about 30 seconds. The full report usually takes a few minutes, up to 5 when the page needs extra heat: the Roaster clicks every CTA and reads every word. The page updates itself while it works.
Is the free roast public?
Yes. It gets its own page here, with your score and a link to your site, and shows up in the gallery. One free roast per domain. Donāt want it public? Ask the pitmaster and weāll take it down, or buy the full report and pull it from the wall yourself.
What canāt I roast?
Social profiles and big platforms (Instagram, Facebook, Google, TikTok, Xā¦). They arenāt landing pages, and roasting someone elseās profile isnāt the point. Paste your own productās site.
Is the full report private?
Yes. It lives behind a private link only you have. Only the score, one burn and a locked preview are ever public.
Is this a subscription?
No. $2.99 once per page (launch price, it was $9), and it includes a free re-roast within 30 days. No account, no card on file.
How does the free re-roast work?
A re-roast button appears inside your report. Fix your page, click it within 30 days, and you get a fresh full report with a before/after score.
Can I get the report in my language?
Yes: English, PortuguĆŖs (BR), EspaƱol, FranƧais and Deutsch. Copy rewrites always match your pageās own language, so theyāre paste-ready.
Something broke or my report failed?
Hit the retry button on your report page. Still stuck? Tell the pitmaster and weāll fix it or refund you. Weāre mean, not dishonest.
Enjoying the carnage? Your page is next.
Our AI roaster opens your landing page, clicks your CTAs and tells you exactly why strangers bounce ā free roast in ~30 seconds.